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My wife is not only beautiful, she is also a really great writer. Here is what she wrote (in no time) to place on her dinner-party invitations.

INTRODUCING …

… the spa junkie who loves a bit of adventure.

If it goes fast, free-falls,

makes my adrenaline pump,

or takes me somewhere new,

I love it.

A great surprise is no exception.

If I could bathe in the richness of purple

I would.

In my dream life, I'd be everything I am today

plus a fashion icon –

who spoke fluent Spanish.

Hey, it’s my dream.

What I can't say with words,

I write brilliantly on paper.

Great food (especially Mexican),

kitchen gadgets,

pre-‘96 hip-hop and Latin jazz,

make me giddy beyond imagination.

Three reasons I love August:

My birthday, my anniversary and football!

I don't have many friends, but the ones I have,

have my loyalty.

My husband is my BEST friend,

my children are exceptional

and my God is

indescribable.

I am Ebony.

Happy Birthday Love, I love you.

That's right, my wife is so great she took me on a fishing trip for
our anniversary. I am blessed. So much so, I am getting a bite.

Nice drive

Could there be anything more relaxing than a nice drive along a Los
Angeles freeway? It might be a little better if the feeway was free
from traffic on a Sunday afternoon.

Jail ride

Here's a bus you don't mind missing.

The Sunset Strip

Doing a show at the House of Blues tonight. It's cool and the crowd is
mad nice.

Vacation

And now a little time at the beach.

I went into an antique toy store and saw this little guy sitting on the
shelf. Up until this point, I had never met a baby doll I could not
trust.

I can't speak Spanish, but I do know how to order a Burrito, el
Delicioso.

What's a castle without naked white people? I'm thinking that brown
paint wasn't invented when castles were in style.

Big Crib

Here we are at Hearst Castle... This is the guest house.

That's right, a brother can snorkel. Or maybe I put my camera
really close to the class at the aquarium.

I'm in San Fransisco on a boat hanging with my kids.

THIS IS WELL DONE.

My man got skills - Thank God.

Look at the size of this podium. You should have seen the Bible.