Check it out right. Somebody told me to give this new photographer guy a try. So I had him come down to the Comedy and Magic Club last week to see what he could do. I have to say, it looks like my man got some skills. I have not seen all the shoot yet, but so far Mr. Joey Colombo is not bad at all. I don't hurt that God made a brother look this good too.

Here are Steven Baldwin and myself after holding a interesting conversation. He is a really cool dude and has a passion for the things of God.
...and no, I can't explain why, in this photo, we both look like some poorly made wax figures.

So I have started a cleanse because it is a great thing to do if one wants to take care of one's body. This is code for, "my wife is making me do it." I WOULD REALLY LIKE A CARL'S JR BURGER RIGHT NOW!! If you are my wife and you happen to read this, the reason I would like that burger right now is only to look at it as to say "Ha! I am healthier without you." Drinking only lemon juice for three days straight is so much tastier.

Math

Okay. Now what.

Here is the car they sent to pick me up. This was not cool. But it was

funny.

Back at karate call with my son. His instructor looks like he could
stop a small pick-up truck.

People often say that they want to get their ducks in a row before they step out on faith. God is the one created ducks ... I'm thinking He can put them in a row too.

Showtime is a great time.

I just did a show up in Fresno, CA. I am now on my way back home to LA
via private jet (not mine). Let's just say I have lots of frequent
flyer miles.

Signed my son up for martial arts today. I hope I have thought this all
the way through ... I do still need to tell him what to do ...

How much is the doggy in the window?... $1899.00 Does he come with
DirectTV and a part-time job? What is the trade in value after 3 years?
The lady at this pet store laughed as I asked these questions and then
said that low interest rates are available if I qualify. I'm sure the dog
has a credit score of at least 750.

I went and had Hawaiian Barbeque for the first time ever. I didn't even
know there was a such thing as "spam sushi". They may even have some
stir-fry neckbones.

Water

Later on I got thirsty.

Save water please

So I went to "Ripley's Beleive It or Not" Museum today. And the thing
I can't beleive is how those people are wasting so much water.

Today is going to be a great day...you watch.

Get charged

Have you seen these at the airports? The are called "Rapid charge
machines". They give your cell phone "up to" 50% charge in like 30
minutes. Of course they charge a fee for this. The thing I like most
about these machines is that they are almost always plugged into an
electrical outlet where only 1 of the 2 sockets are in use... Leading
a brother right to a great place to plug his phone in.

This is one of the best bust images of what they say, Jesus looks
like, that I have ever seen. I really love to imagine Jesus laughing.
It's hard sometimes because you figure He knows all things, so he's
heard all the jokes. However, once in awhile I can think of what it
would feel like to make God laugh ... And it feels real cool - even if
this is not what Jesus looks like. In fact, the more I look at it, the
more it looks like my Uncle Marlon.

I made some popcorn on top of the stove today and my kids watched me
and they thought I was like MacGyver or something.