I am off this weekend. I am going to just sit back and not try to do anything. I hope you all have a great one as well.

I will be headlining the Hermosa Beach Comedy and Magic Club tonight. If you have never been, this is a great place to go and have a fun time. The food there is great. They have a special seasoning there that they use for the comedians called ... free. It is wonderful.

Another show with George Carlin tonight. It went well, he gave me some really cool comedy insight on "the sound between the laughs." A really nice guy in the greenroom, he is.

Now I am gearing up for a new type of event I will be starting up. You will be hearing all about it real soon. Have a great night.

I performed at the Comedy and Magic Club tonight with George Carlin. I was a really good show. I have worked with him before, his set was very funny for the most part. I came to a understanding tonight that he is probably the nieces Atheist I know.

Played me some basketball this weekend ... I do this once in awhile to help me understand how I was born to do comedy. I DID still had fun.

I did an event at The Dream Center in Los Angeles with Matthew and Tommy Barnett, and it was GREAT! These are some really great teachers and I am blessed to know and work with them. I will be back there next week on Thursday night at 7pm.

I just go in from Scottsdale, AZ. Crazy Hot! And I am not talking about the ladies, although they may have been nice, but I couldn't see them because my eyeballs were sweating from the heat.

I am starting to book speaking engagements at daycare centers - like for little kids. They want me to come and read my book. This should be very interesting. I will know if my fans have been lying to me all this time about how funny I am. Kids may lie sometimes, but not to keep from hurting your feelings. I will let you know when I start and how it goes.

It is fathers day. My kids got me some great gifts. We laughed, play basketball, went to church and are about to eat some tasty catfish. Happy fathers day to all the dads out there, and always take time out to be with your kids.

My squad got it done and won the NBA Championship last night! Go Spurs! I did a comedy show for the team a few months back and I have come to realize that Coach Pop is really a Spur. No, I mean really. The dictionary defines "spur" as to induce to take action. Just the look he gave the guys when he didn't like something was like, wow. You know how your dad will just give you a look sometimes? I'm on stage doing comedy - my jokes that I have done for a while, and I couldn't help but check over to see if Coach Pop wanted me to set it up different or something. He is a great coach and the Spurs are some great guys. And I am not just saying that because of the box of gear they sent me either.

I am planning on going to my daughter's class this week to read my book to them.

I am not normally one to talk about my feelings, but I have to say, I am feeling kind of tired today.

Today I am going to pick up 5000 copies of my book. I would love to say, "my butler and staff have their work cut out for them". But the truth is, "me and a few friends have our work cut out for us."
What does that mean anyway? "Work cut out for you"?

Well, hello to all. I am going to be focusing in on writing more comedy material and am really looking forward to your feedback. I will be performing in LA at the Comedy & Magic Club later this month (June 26, 27, 28th) and I look to display/work on some of the new jokes.

Today was a good day. I did however have to change the battery in one of my automobiles, but that was cool. You may not know this, but I use to work on car for a living back when I had a... JOB. That's right - I'm from under the Hood as well.

Tonight I get to do a benefit show for four abused women and their families. These ladies have been rehabilitated, given job training, and at the event tonight in Burbank they will be given full make-overs.
I really like being used for great things such as this.

I just did a show last night in Victorville, CA and had a blast. There may not be much in Victorville, but they do have some people that really know how to laugh.

I have unpacked my bags only to find that my credit card machine is missing. This is going to be lots of fun trying to track down what may have happened to it.

I am back home and it is good to be back. I have much work to do and plenty of ideas to turn into jokes.

My book signing today was lots of fun, a large amount of people were lined up to get a signed copy. Here is at least on little kid that was really happy to get a copy of "The Parts We Play" and he wanted a photo as well.

The new book I wrote is called "The Parts We Play" And some seem to think it is a really hot item. A lovely 22 year veteran of the New York Fire take a photo with Mjr.

My animal magnetism is really strong these days.

While in New York I ran into one of my Dogs. He really seemed to like the book.

I just found this clip of me on Youtube. I had not even seen this footage before.

be blessed - Mjr

I seem to have a head cold, but I will be feeling better by Sunday.

If you are ever in New York near 42nd and 8th street, don't let a Asian guy name Pookie do a drawing of you. He will make your haed way too big.

I am at the Book Expo America, and my feet really hurt. I did comedy and the set went well. I met some real cool people. I am ready to go home.
out-
mjr.