We are getting closer. My designer Pol is working at getting it done
for the show. What do you think so far?

Hash news

I started to call the eye witness news team to show them the cross in
my hashbrowns, but they had me on hold and a brother got hungry.

Today is going to be a great day for you and for me.

Just testing out my new blog page with some older video.

Getting some work done on the site. I can't wait til it's done.

Blessed to be a blessing

Michael Jr.

What are you gonna do?

I got to take a photo with a very pretty little girl at church today.

I met this guy tonight at church. What a really nice man. He's 105
years old and loves the Lord. This is what God means when he says he
will satisfy you with long life. He looks great! I should have asked
for some proof, like some ID or asked him what font the 10
commandments were in or something.

Really? A pillow menu? I think I'm going to have the U-neck and some
fries.

Bathroom

This room has no sink, so they just gone put a bowl on top of a table.

Wow it looks great, right? Check ebay in 5 min. and it can be yours. I'm
just playing ... ?

So I just got to my room in Tacoma,WA, and look at this basket they
left a brother... I am about to open it.

I just filmed a short film I wrote with Christin Devine. What a really
fun person to work with, and she was good with the improv as well. I
will be posting the video after we show it at the Movieguide Awards on
Febuary 12th.

This was traffic today at about 9:15am today on the 405 freeway in Los
Angeles in the rain! I have to say I am impressed with the LA drivers.
They did not let the weather slow them down... Or maybe they all
called in?

Hermosa Beach Honeys

I did my first show of the week at the Hermosa Beach Comedy & Magic
Club and I had a blast. I did a "break time" session, worked on some
new jokes and had some great food. Then at the end of the night, I
took this photo with a group of fans I call the "Hermosa Honeys".
These are some really nice ladies - Hi Alice

My suite

Here is my suit at its next phase.

This baby is looking at me like, "You know you should have left earlier
to get there on time."

Coming soon to a store near you. And this website as well.

Going out with some friends tonight.

This dog is so small, it's the only k9 I can understand having a
coat. He is most likely wearing it to stay warm ... even in the summer
time. They probably chew its food up for him as well.

This is like one of my favorite meals ever. Bluegills and fries. I can't
even tell you how great this dish is. I had to go all the way to
Michigan to get them.
I have found that the fishing here in Cali is a little different
than in MI. In MI one of the best times to catch fish is from the last
part of July thru August. In Cali, the best time to fish at these
lakes is on Thursdays around 4 pm after the deliver truck leaves.

So here I am again at Pol Atteu's, my clothing designer. This is what he calls the muslin (I call it a dummy suit). This is my second of maybe 5 settings.

I love my fans

This is what u call a birthday breakfast! And she is fine. God loves me.

good night

I watched the movie ET for the first time this weekend. I am reserching it for the part where he "phones home" and actually holds the phone up to his head. Others who have seen this film say they remember it, but I have not found it at all. And now that I have looked through the film, it makes perfect sense that he wouldn't hold the phone to his face, seeing how he does not own a pair of ears.

I am not sure if I have posted this video or not. So here it is.

Mad thanks for all the love.

I love kids...I use to be one.

I get to sit back today and play some video game with the kids. I just need to see if I can get these Nintendo-Wii controllers to work with this game I have in my closet.

This is Pastor B.G. from Decatur, IL. I performed at his church a few months back. You talk about a pastor who is out of the box? I think he may have lost his box when he was 12 years old. Check out the video he made and pass it along. I was there when all this took place. I completely believe in what he is doing, how he's doing it and for sure, why he is doing it.

You know you are on fire for God when someone just gives you a firetruck.

Today is a great day.

Blessed to be a blessing

Michael Jr.

So, I met the guy who will be designing the clothing I am to wear when
I host this year's Movieguide Awards. He's located in Beverly Hills and
seems to really know fashion. I know what you are thinking ... He is in
Beverly Hills ... he designs clothing ... he must be gay. I am not 100%
sure, but I think his boyfriend might be.
I am so blessed to be a Christian with the understanding that it's
not my job to judge people. Because if it was, I would most likely be
missing out on a really cool friendship.
Some people get too hung up on that stuff. And what I say to them is
"suit yourself". No, I mean really do "suit yourself". Meanwhile, I get
to have mine made by one of the top designers in the business.

Be blessed.

There is always a catch

And here is my catch from my ice fishing trip last week. And you
thought you had me figured out?

Here is a clip from when I was on TBN last month.

I know that I blog a lot about my day to day things, but I feel compelled to enlighten you of the joy my wife brings.
She is smart, giving, intelligent and fine, none of my days have been as sweet as the last twelve hundred and thirty nine.
I am blessed and highly favored to have asked her to be my wife, a decision only second to having invited Jesus into my life.
I look into her eyes and it is very clear to see, that she is physical evidence that God loves me.
Being a comedian I do enjoy and in this I take pride, but I know like I know it would not be if not for the helpmeet at my side.
I could easily keep on talking about her and it would be mad fun, or you can pick up a bible and read all about her in Proverbs 31.

So being from Michigan, I do enjoy fishing and I was not going to let the fact that the lake was frozen keep me from doing so. I'm on my way Ice Fishing. In fact, if you look closely, you'll see that I'm on the lake right now. Thats right, a brother is going ICE FISHING.

Only at the crib

Really?

Leave it to my hometown.

My niece

While home I went and saw my sister and my niece for the very first
time. Well I've seen my sister before just not her new baby. And what
a beautiful little baby she is.

Jail

>

> This is a photo from the back seat of a police car in Grand Rapids.
> Apparently while I have been living in Los Angeles someone else has
> helped themselves to the use of my driving record in place of their
> own. But it seems they have not been driving so well. So I got the
> news from a police officer on my way to breakfast with my wife. I
> wasn't trippin. He had to do his job. And as you can see, the
> officer was real cool - how else could a brother be blogging from a
> squad car?
> Anyway, look for the related jokes soon and maybe even a coffee shot
> - I mean mug shot.
>
> Be blessed, because I am
>

Let me just say that "this is not a Los Angeles freeway I'm on.

I am back in my hometown of Grand Rapids, MI and some things just
don't change and it's a good thing too. When I was a kid," my parents
would shop at a store called "Meijer" and I would always ask if I
could ride the penny-horse. Here it is 30 years later and it still has
the same name. If it was like many other things in life it would be
called the "Half-dollar-horse".
If it ran on gas it would cost per minute and have credit machine
hooked to it.
Its good to be home.