I was on stage the other day and I started telling people about my book and this is a video of that. I was at my favorite comedy club, The Hermosa Beach comedy and Magic club. You have got to check it out.
So I went to a place to eat, I don't want to say the name so let just call it... "home town buffet" The place was about to close and my wife asked if they had a pepgram set up where they gave the left overs to the homeless? The waitress said "we use to, but they asked us to stop"
So I went to the Getty museum. This is me afterwards feeling artsy. So I took a abstact photo of myself. Kinda looks like a grown man on a train with nothing to do. Look closely, you see it.
So I made two roast for Thanksgiving. As you can see they look great at the start... I think I had the oven up way too high. I am not sure its 100% my bad. I mean maybe the cow grow up in Compton CA, and that is why it is so tuff.
This is what happens when your kids get a hold of your telephone with a easy to use camera on it. You just find pictures of random people you don't even know. He's cute, but I have no idea who he is.
Needless to say, this is not Los Angeles... Why is it when people use the phrase "needless to say", it is always followed by them saying the very thing that is needless to say?
I also made some new friends while I was there... That's my dog right there. When I say this, I mean it in the most slangish of ways. I don't own a K-9 myself.
Last week I was at Glad Tidings Church in Decatur, IL to help raise money for their new church building. After the show one night, the next day I was having lunch with the pastor and he got a call that someone wanted to give the church a convertible Corvette. They can sell it and use the money for their building.
This is me inspecting things to make sure it was all good. I know. I look like I am posing for a calender or something.
So I am in Decatur IL. I did not know that Decatur was a person's name. He was a war hero back in.... I long time ago. I got a change to talk with Mr. Decatur, but he would not even say a word to me. I could hardly believe it. That's what happens to some people when they get put op on a pedestal.
This is my old headshot. The thing about this photo is, people would say I look like an R&B singer. Why do people think that only singers can be smooth? Am I to be wearing a clown hat or something ... ? It does kinda look like - any minute - I could start crying for some girl to come back to me. "Oh baby - Oh baby!" Oh no. That's just not how I roll. It felt strange just typing them words. What is that called? "Type-crying"?
I am up in the am working on getting my logo on my invoices. I am really only posting this because I need my logo to have a "html" location. I have no idea what that is, but I hope it works.
Here is a friend who is funny. We have worked together a few times. Louie Anderson is really a funny dude, We were rolling in the green room as well as when watching him on stage.