This is my old headshot. The thing about this photo is, people would say I look like an R&B singer. Why do people think that only singers can be smooth? Am I to be wearing a clown hat or something ... ? It does kinda look like - any minute - I could start crying for some girl to come back to me. "Oh baby - Oh baby!" Oh no. That's just not how I roll. It felt strange just typing them words. What is that called? "Type-crying"?