Flying

I don't know how you feel about it, but I really like going to the
bathroom at 31,000 feet.

You don't even know it's on.

It's about time. I wonder if Obama had something to do with this?

Almost time to eat.

This is what it looks like when my wife starts cooking. I on the other
hand have alwalys thought it was wrong to bring dirt into the kitchen
area. I know this for sure due to the numerous woopens I have
received, trying to bake grasshoppers in the oven.

My computer

So here is one of the first cuts of the Documentary film we are working on. We are looking forward to this.

Be blessed all

Run to the store

See how my wife does me? Sent me to the grocery store with a note. And
just to make sure I got the right thing, she draw a picture. I know
what mozzarella is. It's in the canned goods section. Right?

Well Done Prez.

Change

I did not know we had a Union.

Here is the very pretty Melanie. I get to have dinner with her and her
family.

This Airplane food looks good right? Well, I'm glad it "looks" that way.

Great kid

This is one great little boy. Meet Garette. He is a true joy.

Here is a beatiful young lady I met named Jenny tonight.  If you think
the smile is nice, you should have heard the laugh.

Here are some young Raider fans that are also fans of Michael Jr. They
are very smart and have great taste too.

Wow did we hit a time warp or something? This is Dallas, don't they
make gas here?

What is she talking about?

This might be a sign that this is not a 5star hotel?

Sarah Palin likes the new book! She wanted to pay $150,000 for a
copy, but I told her no, and to just use the money to buy some clothes.

Some people snore louder the a B737 airplane engine.

This is where the guys on the right say "we just want to look
around"...and have you ever played Keno?

Just...

...do what you are called to do

On the road doing shows having fun.

I went and picked up my first shipment of "The Parts We Play" 2nd
Edition today. The highlow driver was extra helpful, so I gave him the
first copy for free ... Trust me, he was smiling when he first got it.
I think he thought it was a book about forklifts at first ...

So here is the first ever improv team I have met at church. They are
from Living Word Community church. They are good, funny and really
cool people.

Look who came to my event last night. It's Penny, from Good Times.

They seem nice in Minneapolis St Paul. I don't know what they are
talking about, but I have not seen a twin yet.

This cat can sang.

Hey dog, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Then he looks at his boys like, "Just do what I did."

Nice spot

Either this is the ugliest Greyhound dog I have ever seen or...

This lady is making a wonderfully smart investment. This week cereal, next week venison...

Somebody did a write-up on me while I was in Vegas last month and it was pretty cool. Thanks for the love Megan Edwards (link to article).

This guy started preaching this sermon one Sunday morning when he was 7,
and he is still going. It's the same service and can't nobody leave until he done.

I really like Mary...I forget the second part of their name. But you know who they are.